I'm a British citizen, and have grown up here most of my life. My parents are from Pakistan.
Every time I've been to the US, I've been pulled aside from all the other people going through passport control, and ordered into a waiting room. Once it was both me and my little brother, who was 14 at the time. (This hasn't happened to me anywhere other than t...(more)
Seriously, I don't know if I can forgive J. K. Rowling.
First off, you've got Sorcerer's Stone. I won't even get into the fact that it was the first book that made me realize that, hey, British people use different words than Americans (what with its stupid dual titles). I didn't need Harry Potter to teach me that. I woul...(more)
To My Good Friend, Mr Anon P Mouse. 25 Instant, 4th of May, Year of our Lord 2012
My dear brother, your plea for help regarding the dilemma of etiquette regarding being observed while locked in coitus has reached me recently. In response to your missive, I have some brief advice. ...(more)